The Bizarre, The shocking and perverse
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Hans Memling - Hell
janitoroflunacy
Jun 05
» Don't inject that
When injected, the antidepressant tianeptine gives the user a short buzz. However, if it’s not prepared right, the drug eats away at soft tissues such as skin and muscle.
Skip ahead to the middle of the video to see the results of tianeptine abuse at its worst.
If you want gangrene and staph infections, go right ahead (this videos is pretty gross)
May 30
If you thought blues songs were just about being depressed. THINK AGAIN! In honour of the last very violent blues song, here’s a very, very naughty one!
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin’ between my legs’ll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won’t you shave ‘em dry?
Aside: Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.
(Roland: Uh, huh.)
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
Oh great God daddy,
(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that’s the kind of ‘em you want, and you can make ‘em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
(Roland: She ain’t gonna work for it.)
And I’ll give you somethin’ baby, swear it’ll make you cry.
I’m gon’ turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, ‘til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave ‘em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can’t shave ‘em baby won’t you try?
Now if fuckin’ was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I’d be fuckin’ in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave ‘em dry,
I would fuck you baby, honey I’d make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Aside: Ow, shit!
(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave ‘em dry?)
Aside: Ooh! Baby, won’t you shave ‘em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin’ corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin’,
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from fuckin’.
Aside: Eeeeh! Shave ‘em dry
(Roland: Aah, shake it, don’t break it)
My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin’ is made for workin’ men’s two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave ‘em dry
I love this woman!
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The Murder Ballad (part 1) - Jelly Roll Morton, 1938
If you don’t leave my fucking man alone
If you don’t leave my fucking man alone
You won’t know what way that you will go home
I’ll cut your throat and drink your fucking blood like wine
Bitch, I’ll cut your fucking throat and drink your blood like wine
Because I want you to know he’s a man of mine
I told you once, I’m not gonna tell you anymo’
I told you once, I’m not gonna tell you anymo’
Right into the barren ground your big black ass will goThe Murder Ballad by Jelly Roll Morton, complete lyrics
Transcribed by Louis Maistros
Oh yeah, that’s what I want tah hear! ;D
Apr 03
Mar 31
Anna Nicole Smith ode to dead boobies song. Well, I thought it was amusing!
Mar 15
HardXcore turtle pr0n
Bud Dwyer Suicide
Bud Dwyer was a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a handgun during a televised press conference.
This is a REAL suicide people. He has a fountain of blood coming out of his nose!
more info on him here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_dwyer
Feb 26
this is the best WTF?! video EVER!!!
